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When I was a little kid I went to a parish retreat, not like I wanted to or anything. The retreat master told the foot-foot-foot joke which always remained in my memory. So when I grew up and had kids of my own I told them the foot-foot-foot joke but I had to do it in 30 seconds without taking more than one breath and in one sentence which made it all the funnier. So here it is:
Once upon a time there were three rabbits named foot, foot-foot and foot-foot-foot so one day foot got sick and foot-foot and foot-foot-foot took foot to the doctor who said foot was going to die and he did but a year later foot-foot got sick so foot-foot-foot took foot-foot to the doctor and the doctor said foot-foot was going to die and foot-foot-foot said "No doc, he can't die" and the doctor asked why not and foot said "Because I've got one foot in the grave already."