D
Vautier
11/2001
Our basset hound (along with most Americans) must really be depressed. Just look at her with those dreadfully short legs and those ridiculous ears. Anybody who looked like that would be depressed too. It’s a wonder how bassets could even breed because they are so incredibly ugly.
Once the dog got into a bunch of Val’s candy that he was preparing for Valentine’s Day. I told Val to tell the teacher “The dog ate my Valentine candy.” That should work once they realize he’s got a basset. Anything that has a human scent associated with it automatically gets chewed up, like combs, brushes, magazines, tablecloths, etc.
The little basset got into Fiona’s anti-depressant pills awhile ago, and managed to eat a bunch and scatter the rest all over the house. It probably made the dog feel a lot better about herself with her big ears and short legs, as is clearly shown in these pictures:
Basset before eating anti-depressant.
Basset after eating anti-depressant.